Me and My Friends are together, were drinking, dads on a business trip, im staying out as late as I want (hence he doesnt know) I’ve had about 2 beers, everybody else had about 3 or 4 beers.
This dude starts calling up a friend of mine (he will be known as Mike, even though this is not his real identy) and saying he’s going to kick his ass, and he’s got about 7 people waiting to kick his ass (theres a story behind this, but im not going to get into it) . So me and my crew get ready to go fight this guy, its Me, Tim, Cameron, Jen, Cody, Mike (of couse)and two other rednecks, who’s name I cant remember…
I make Cameron take Jen Home, (cuz thats his gurl), because none of us want a girl there, just because, if i was ever the cause for a lady to get hurt, I would probably kill my self. We All Start getting pump for the fight while we want for cameron to get back.
So we all get in our car, meet up at a gas station, and Cameron was being a pussy, and didnt want his plates taken by the cops (which is actully very understandable since he wants to be a cop, he’s really cool though, he’s not like a normal stuck up cop) , so Mike had to follow him back home, go get him, and bring him back to the gas station, then we got a call, from the guys, they wanted us to come to there house, and were like Hell No, You Meet us at ****, theres never any cops there, ), so we all got into our cars, I rode with Mike, We Got there, then they called again, saying that there people weren’t coming, and were like bull shit, you got a hour.
So We Need proof that they hit one of us first, so Cody goes, Someone needs to take a hit in the face (im a very skinny guy, so i was just a meat sheild incase someone was to get the shit beat out of them, and they needed to get outta there) I told Cody, Sure, Ill Do it.. (which i only did it cuz it was my friends, and ill do anything for my friends),and then cody cody goes, Ok, im not going to hit you in your face though, so he hits me hard as shit in my arm, i still dont bruise, so about 10 minutes, Mike Hits Me Really Hard, but I jumped and he missed, so then Cody Hits me hard as a bitch, still dont bruise, so then Cody Pinches me, (Cody has nails which are cut to make a point like, they look like this ^) , it still doesnt bruise, but god damn did it hurt, and it starts to swell, so that was good.
Theres more to the story, but its not important, and nothing happened, cuz the pussies never showed up., So we went back to camerons, and started drinking again.
ALOT, and she says, “Stop Doing that tounge thing, it makes me horny”, and then i say something, and she says, you wanna cyber (which is were you tell a story about each other having sex, in ALOT of detail), so I just sign off.. cuz even though im a guy, that shit is nasty, I can get laid, with out the help of the internet.